OK -- I'm sitting at my desk on the computer trying to seriously get my taxes done (hey, I need the cheddar). It's 7 pm and I'm half watching My Super Sweet 16 -- you know -- that MTV show about bratty, rich (so & totally) undeserving teens about to turn sweet 16; their parent's spending like hundreds of thousands of dollars on them (crap - I hope I typed that right).

Skipping ahead -- The Auditions

I had the preconceived notion that the second night might lack luster but man -- it totally did not disappoint!

That Jennifer Girl (Hot $hit - or whatever her nickname was) soooooooo made my night! I can't wait to find it on you tube.

Quote of the night: "Amy, you could lay in a bathtub with your mouth open. You still can't sing" (in response to her excuse of being sick)

Man some people obviously need help:
1) that programmer guy signing Unchained Melody - I was thinking - what a romantic song - and what the hell made him think that women would want to hear him signing it to us -- yuck -- gross -- that guy is sooooooo ugly.

2) the raccoon guy -- I actually liked his spirit, but again no singing ability

3) his friend, the FAT lisp guy -- what a cutie - but no singing ability

It is soooo amazing how many people can't sing but thinking they can. Just because one's voice goes high and low doesn't mean you can sing well and everyone sounds great in the shower but it doesn't mean you can sing.

I can't wait until tomorrow!